Only you can solve...
the mystery of the o-no layer!
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And you just received an important email...
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This fridge will save the world.
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Hi!
As you may have heard, our very existance is being threatened by a climate crisis.
An ever-widening hole in the O-No layer.
Luckily the Fridgeton Fridge Company has the answer! After years of causing the problem, we've finally invented a fridge that consumes the noxious gas that causes the hole, solving everything.
We trust your readers will be eager to hear that we've saved the world. It would be great if you could let them know.
Jack Richardson
The Fridgeton Fridge Company
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ignore story
it’s boring
investigate further
What do you
want to do?
Decision time!
publish this story now!
We forgot to say...
it’s the 90s...
Try again, loser
You need to do
more research first
You Lose!
Find out
why
Hey! This is the editor. Have you found a story for us?
Ring Ring . . .
hello
you ignored the story of the century!
Oi! Do you have a story or not?
I think I have something, but I need to do some research first
your editor hung up
search
'a book'
search
'the web'
Pick a book
That’s your diary,
try again
That’s a cook book,
try again
That’s a joke book,
try again
Finally!
It's been an issue for ages
But now there's money to be made
Notes
Nothing much has been done
and milk... if you can
A lot of research later...
Growing worse every year
Don’t forget to buy eggs
We did warn you that it’s the 90s
Dialling...
Dialing...
Success!
put in
some calls
Hello? Are you ignoring me?
no, I just need some time to get some quotes
It's Editor again, why are you taking so long?
Who do you
want to call?
Ghost- busters
the fridge company
Ghostbusters, whatdoya want?
Sorry, wrong number
Stop messing around
Hello, I'm a reporter for the fridgeton times, i got your email...
Fridgeton Fridges, Jack speaking...
I have a couple of questions...
why’s the company doing this?
how will you measure if
it’s worked?
Amazing! How can I help?
I'm so glad you asked!
We're going to be the company that saves
the world
We're facing a crisis.
The only way we will survive is if we all buy Fridgeton Fridge Company Fridges
This is just one fridge. What about the rest of
your range?
Hmmmmm...
Can I get one
to review?
That's an excellent question.
Sales, I guess...
You'll measure 'saving the world' through sales?
Yes?
Of course! As long as you say nice things about it.
the more we sell, the quicker we'll save the world
Do you use the fridge yourself?
How does your fridge actually save the world?
Great! I need a new fridge
Any review would be fair and balanced
We'd love to bring this incredible tech to everybody
but for now, it'll just be on our most expensive fridges
I see we're all in this together...
Indeed! I have four of them. I'm really doing my bit for the planet.
Please enourage your readers to buy a few...
Oh I will!
Would you like to see the article before I publish?
You didn't ask the right questions
Call again, loser
It’s basically magic. our customers don’t need to know how it works.
Just trust us.
That sounds fine to me!
You're a small company, will this make a difference?
I'll see what my editor thinks
Yes please, I'd like to see everything first.
Thanks
We're only small, but we've signed a massive sales deal with Amazon.
We're the first in the area to do so. That'll give our work worldwide reach
he hung up
oh one last question...
Anyway, I hope you have what you need. I'm going to get food from the fridge...
Our world saving fridge
Go have
a coffee
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I shouldn't tell you really. But we're really proud of it.
There's an opening at the back. It sucks in loads of air and filters out the o-no layer chemicals
And it makes your house smell like it’s rained on a
hot day
If this works, will you open source
the work?
That sounds intense!
I'd need to get back to you on that. It's not in the roadmap at the moment
If you really want to save the world, will you open source your work?
Hmmmm
You were scooped while you were
making coffee
Find some fridge pics
Speak to a real expert
You really want pictures of fridges?
Hello, Dr Claire speaking...
Hello, I'm a reporter for The Fridgeton Times, time for a quick chat?
Of course! How can I help?
What's the real cause of the o-no layer problem?
Should we stop using fridges entirely?
it's a pretty big problem. when people buy new fridges and throw away their old one gases are released...
We only just figured out a way to stop it. So every new fridge that's bought still adds to the problem
Interesting...
Do freezers also cause the problem?
How do we measure the problem?
No, increased food hygiene has saved millions. We just need to solve this side of it
Have you heard about Fridgeton Fridges?
Tell me about your fridge at home...
It'll take years. We'll need to launch satellites and install sensors around the world
So one new fridge won't solve things?
No, where did you get that idea?
oh, you can probably guess...
Thanks for your help. I have everything I need
Go have lunch
finally publish!
no, not really, i'm not sure if you've really got this...
Ha! I have indeed...
They think they've solved the problem, what do you think?
They're first to market but I'm worried about lots of new fridges being bought with no plan to get rid of them safely
you hung up...
That's good to know.
Thanks so much for your help!
Errrr ok...
I'm not sure why that matters...
I have a small fridge/freezer. The freezer mainly only has peas in it though...
A campaign group?
Video or graphics?
A Case
Study?
What do you
think you need?
maybe, but you're pretty much ready
to go...
finally...
You were scooped while you were
having lunch
Whatever...
write it up then
Yeah, I
think I do!
"new fridge could change the world but not as fast as you think"
You published the story...
and it went everywhere
Fridgeton Fridges were unhappy and tried to get you sacked
your editor stood by you though
even said it was a 'good story'
Before he was mysteriously sacked...
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Journalists Could Soon Be Drowning In PR Emails
Hey,
Hope your day isn’t too busy! I’m Janet, from the future thinking tech company ThinkOn and I had some research I thought you’d love. It’s about your future, lol.
Anyway, we’ve done some research that has found these occasional PR emails you get are about to turn into an absolute avalanche within the next few years as more and more companies start to learn how the internet works. In 2020 you could be getting 200 emails a day - how crazy would that be?
Anyway, let me know if you’ve like more details on how snowed under you’ll be in the future!!
Janet
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not sure i trust this new ‘email’ thing.
Jon
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Hello,
As I’m sure you’ll have seen just now, Geri Halliwell has left The Spice Girls. I know right? Shocker. Girl band of the century. Big fan. Well, was.
Either way, I’ve got an exclusive tip off as to why she left the power group – rumour has it she had something a bit more spicy lined up.
My sources (or should I say sauces) have discovered she’s looking to set up her own curry range, with a signature blend of ginger and other spices. They say everyone’s gonna wannabe serving it up soon!
Let me know if you’d like some more insider intel,
Joe
Hello,
I hope you are a good day. I’m from the very important polling company, who work on very important polls for the Labour Party. I’ve got a new poll result on Tony Blair that I thought you might be interested in.
Essentially, we’ve worked out he’s going to try and be the leader for ever and ever. Our polling found that even if he does something really stupid like start a war, he’ll still be sticking his oar in as far in the future as 2020. No, seriously, he’ll still have things to say then!
Let me know if you’d like more information on our past, future, and current ruler.
Jody
Hi!
Jen here, not sure if you remember me, I but I remember you! I’m emailing from Filmz PR, as I know you covered the last Home Alone film – I think you wrote about how much you liked Macaulay Culkin in it?
Well, I have some exciting news for you, as we’ve got another Home Alone film out next week, and some of the other critics have said it’s the best one yet! The third is always best, right?
It’s got all the stuff you liked from before, pretty much. It’s got booby traps, parents being idiots, stupid bad guys, and child actors! I’m pretty sure you’ll love it, so just drop me a message if you’d like us to sort out a preview.
Jenny
PS. It doesn’t have Macaulay in it. Sorry.
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